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    Magicians in Hard Hats: The Illusion of Keeping Projects Under Budget 

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 17, 2024April 17, 2024

    All right, infrastructure enthusiasts, let’s delve into the real magic of construction – not the kind you see on a Vegas stage, but the kind that happens on a bustling construction site! Projects Under Budget = Utopia! As cost estimators, we play a crucial role in this magic. We often feel like the audience, both…

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    The Money Pit: How Infrastructure Budgets Often End Up Feeling Like a Sitcom 

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 16, 2024

    For all of us infrastructure enthusiasts, it’s a shared experience: our projects can sometimes feel less like engineering marvels and more like episodes of wacky sitcoms. We invest months in meticulously crafting a budget for our infrastructure project, only to have it thrown into hilarious disarray by unexpected twists and turns that would make even…

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    Hide and Seek: Finding the Hidden Costs in Your Infrastructure Project 

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 15, 2024April 15, 2024

    All right, esteemed infrastructure enthusiasts, let’s play hidden costs hide-and-seek, a game we all know and love!  Our game of hide and seek is no child’s play in the infrastructure world. It’s a battle against those cunning hidden costs that lie in wait, ready to ambush our meticulously planned budgets. Why do hidden costs play…

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    Time Travel and Cost Estimating: Why Project Managers Wish They Had a DeLorean 

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 14, 2024

    Get ready, infrastructure enthusiasts, for a thought experiment as practical as a trip in a DeLorean! Consider the advantages: What if we had the ultimate tool, a time machine, for cost estimating in infrastructure projects? Our jobs (and maybe our sanity) could be significantly easier. Cost estimating… imagine the possibilities: Of course, time travel in…

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  • Cost Overruns
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    Cost Overruns: “Penny Wise, Pound Foolish: The Blockbuster Budgets of Infrastructure” 

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 13, 2024April 13, 2024

    Alright, infrastructure enthusiasts, let’s talk about a saga as epic as any blockbuster movie: the fight against cost overruns!  We, the cost estimators, are not just budget wizards but also your trusted guides in the battle against the forces of ‘penny-pinching’. We understand the challenges that often lead to… well, let’s say they don’t exactly…

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    Cost Overruns: When Your Budgets Do More Stretching Than Yoga 

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 12, 2024April 12, 2024

    Alright, infrastructure enthusiasts, let’s talk about flexibility that goes beyond your weekend yoga session. In the world of cost estimation, budgets often have a remarkable ability to contort themselves into some truly impressive (and occasionally terrifying) poses. We’re talking downward-facing deficits and bridge-pose blowouts! Why do budgets exhibit such impressive – and often unwanted –…

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    Why Infrastructure Projects Need a Dating App for Budget and Reality Check

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 11, 2024

    Alright, infrastructure enthusiasts. The relationship between project budget and project reality can be, well, rocky at best.  The initial budget often resembles a lovestruck teenager’s hopeful daydreams, while the final cost can be a harsh dose of reality, leaving everyone feeling a bit like they’ve been catfished.  That’s where I, the humble cost estimator, come…

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    My Most Epic Oops Moments (and How I Managed to Recover) 

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 11, 2024

    Alright, infrastructure enthusiasts, buckle up! It’s time for a cost estimator to confess my most epic oops moments.  Let’s face it: In the world of cost estimation, nobody gets it right every single time. The key is to learn from our mistakes (and share a few laughs along the way) and avoid the pitfalls of oops…

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    The “Cone Zone Charade”: Why Infrastructure Projects Always Seem to Speak Their Budgetary Language

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 11, 2024April 11, 2024

    Ah, the dreaded cone zone charade. A labyrinth of orange cones, cryptic signage, and enough detours to make even the most seasoned navigator question their sanity. Did you know that infrastructure projects, like these chaotic construction zones, can sometimes speak their budgetary language? As a cost estimator, I spend significant time deciphering this code. Here’s why: So,…

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    From Napkin Sketch to Reality Check: Why Cost Estimate Should Never Be Done on Cocktail Napkins

    ByCarlo Gabriele Borri MCIOB AMICE April 11, 2024April 11, 2024

    Let’s face it: Infrastructure projects are ambitious undertakings. They connect communities, shape skylines, and keep our world moving. But sometimes, the initial spark of an idea might translate differently from a back-of-the-napkin sketch to a realistic cost estimate. We’ve all seen it happen: a grand vision scribbled on a crumpled napkin during a brainstorming session. While those initial…

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